Adam Selzer: Scapegoat - Voyage of the Matador

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Adam's note - Scapegoat was a band my friend Tanner and I formed in 8th grade during algebra class. Every few years when we're in the same city, we write and record a few new songs. We are not limited by such factors as good taste, high class, or listenability.

The Voyage of the Matador
by Scapegoat (Selzer/Strutzenberg)

In the year six thousand six hundred sixty four
scapegoat left earth on a ship called The Matador
they sailed past mars, and they sailed past france
though the window they saw the place where the naked ladies dance
They sailed past venus, and jupiter they passed
they tried to land on uranus, but it turns out it's made of gas

Scapegoat sailed away at lightning speed
the earthlings had paid them to leave
in the year six thousand six hundred sixty four
scapegoat sailed away on a ship called the matador

and because it's not a planet, they knocked on pluto's door
the plutonians came to get it, scapegoat ran back to the matador
the plutonians gave chase, but couldn't match their speed
scapegoat ran back to pluto, stood on the porch and peed
the plutonians shook their fists in a fit of mighty rage
but the frozen pee of scapegoat locked them in a cage

Scapegoat sailed away at ligtning speed
plutonians were left with frozen pee
in the year six thousand six hundred sixty four
scapegoat sailed away on a ship called the matador

as they surfed the milky way they heard a distress call
the people of Zorconan pleaded for songs about balls
to slay their tyant ruler, who wasn't very tall
and whose only known weakness was awesome songs of balls
the evil tryant died the minute they began to sing
the people of zorconan made them the new kings

scapegoat sailed away at lighting speed
the zorconans were grateful indeed
in the year 6654
scapegoat sailed away on a ship called the matador

Scapegoat ruled zorconan as emperors and lords
but alas! they yearned for crunchberries and of the women they grew bored
so the secrets of the slushees to the people they did tell
they armed them with songs of balls and urged them use them well
with heavy hearts the zorconans watched scapegoat depart
as they boarded the matador they ripped a giant fart

scapegoat sailed away at lighting speed
to cedar rapids, home of the crunch berries
in the year 6664
scapegoat sailed away on a ship called the matador

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Myspace Twitter	Adam's note - Scapegoat was a band my friend Tanner and I formed in 8th grade during algebra class. Every few years when we're in the same city, we write and record a few new songs. We are not limited by such factors as good taste, high class, or listenability. The Voyage of the Matador by Scapegoat (Selzer/Strutzenberg) In the year six thousand six hundred sixty four scapegoat left earth on a ship called The Matador they sailed past mars, and they sailed past france though the window they saw the place where the naked ladies dance They sailed past venus, and jupiter they passed they tried to land on uranus, but it turns out it's made of gas Scapegoat sailed away at lightning speed the earthlings had paid them to leave in the year six thousand six hundred sixty four scapegoat sailed away on a ship called the matador and because it's not a planet, they knocked on pluto's door the plutonians came to get it, scapegoat ran back to the matador the plutonians gave chase, but couldn't match their speed scapegoat ran back to pluto, stood on the porch and peed the plutonians shook their fists in a fit of mighty rage but the frozen pee of scapegoat locked them in a cage Scapegoat sailed away at ligtning speed plutonians were left with frozen pee in the year six thousand six hundred sixty four scapegoat sailed away on a ship called the matador as they surfed the milky way they heard a distress call the people of Zorconan pleaded for songs about balls to slay their tyant ruler, who wasn't very tall and whose only known weakness was awesome songs of balls the evil tryant died the minute they began to sing the people of zorconan made them the new kings scapegoat sailed away at lighting speed the zorconans were grateful indeed in the year 6654 scapegoat sailed away on a ship called the matador Scapegoat ruled zorconan as emperors and lords but alas! they yearned for crunchberries and of the women they grew bored so the secrets of the slushees to the people they did tell they armed them with songs of balls and urged them use them well with heavy hearts the zorconans watched scapegoat depart as they boarded the matador they ripped a giant fart scapegoat sailed away at lighting speed to cedar rapids, home of the crunch berries in the year 6664 scapegoat sailed away on a ship called the matador		CONTACT: Adam Selzer AIM: AdamSelzer236 Be a Fan on Facebook!