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Adam's note - Scapegoat was a band my friend Tanner and I formed in 8th grade during algebra class. Every few years when we're in the same city, we write and record a few new songs. We are not limited by such factors as good taste, high class, or listenability.

The Slushee Song
by Scapegoat (Selzer/Strutzenberg) - February, 1995

cherry banana apple orange grape
kiwi bubble grum passion fruit blueberry pineaapple.

all these slushees in front of me,
so many slushees it hurts to pee ,
all these slushees for me to see

tomato, raspberry, strawberry corn avocado
spinach radish mutli-veggie, ah! cucumber

how many slushees can there be?
slushees in my dookie
slushees for wilford brimley

cheddar, american, swiss, monterry jack,
gonda, edam, colby, brick, mustard

slushees throughout the country,
slushees in germany,
give me slushees immediately

pork, beef, spam, calamari, ham,
chicken, cod, liver, veal, sloppy joe,

we make slushees continuously,
slushees are a delicacy,
slushees are cheap as can be,

marijuana, crack cocaine speed,
heroin, weed, LSD, angel dust, pcp, acid

slushees cost only a penny,
slushees on a horsey,
slushees are heavenly

wild beast, kilted yak, plaid sloth, mystical beaver,
endangered owl, rare sea lion, dino dna,
magic puppy, crazy kitten, psycho antelope with a limp

slushees have vitamin b,
slushees are good for me,
we make slusshes constantly
aliens drink slushees universally,
slushees make the world go roundee,
you can buy slushees for a penny,
this song is about slushees.
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